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7:43am August 27, 2014

slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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5:09am August 27, 2014

tomeeklystay:

tonyefuckingstark:

dirtydirtychai:

spiderjockey:

soulmate au where only your soulmate can kill you

Oh

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this has hurt me so much

Are you stupid this is the best deal ever. IMMORTAL SOULMATES, and if there comes a time where you both are ready to die, you suicide pact that bitch. Do you realize how vague “only your soulmate can kill you” is? Each put a hand on the wheel of a car and drive off a cliff. Pour poison in each other’s cups. Shoot each other. This is great. 

2:34am August 27, 2014

castielisactuallyagirlsname:

97% sure that the doctor and clara are essentially teenage girls when they see a hot guy in public

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3:26pm August 26, 2014
katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

12:51pm August 26, 2014
lextkh:

Ref sigh~

lextkh:

Ref sigh~

10:17am August 26, 2014

poetic-joke:

no bUT DON’T YOU THINK 12 LOOKS LIKE A RAPPER IN THIS SCENE

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YO WASSUP IT’S YA BOY

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7:43am August 26, 2014
did-you-kno:

NASA engineers used a robotic arm to dislodge a pee-cicle formed outside of the space shuttle Discovery. Source

did-you-kno:

NASA engineers used a robotic arm to dislodge a pee-cicle formed outside of the space shuttle Discovery. Source

5:09am August 26, 2014
queen-of-blackrom:

Omfg he just looks so happy and excite like hello yes friend where are we going today?

queen-of-blackrom:

Omfg he just looks so happy and excite like hello yes friend where are we going today?

2:35am August 26, 2014
roomieofficial:

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

roomieofficial:

FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY

2:00am August 26, 2014
wimpytav asked: mR. bOXCARS, uH, wHY DO YOU SHIP ME WITH vRISKA SO HARD?

wimpytav:

mrheartsboxcars:

wimpytav:

mrheartsboxcars:

WELL WHY NOT? SHE’S A PRETTY YOUNG LASS WITH HAIR OF MIDNIGHT. YOU SHOULD JUST KISS HER AND SEE WHERE IT GOES BOY. I CAN TELL SHE LIKES YER BACK.

uH,

aCTUALLY, uH, sHE BROKE MY BACK, wHICH KIND OF MAKES ME DOUBT THAT SHE LIKES ME,

wHY DO YOU THINK SHE DOES?

BREAK YER BACK, BREAKING HER HEART. SAME THING IN THE BOOK OF LOVE BOY. ONE DAY WHEN YOURE OLDER YOULL KNOW WHAT I MEAN. FIRST COMES BACK BREAKING. THEN SCREAMING. THEN CALLING OF NAMES. BITING…AND THEN YOU GUYS WILL FILL A GODDAMN PAIL. THATS HOW IT WORKS BOY. AHH YOUNG BLISS. HOW FINE A THING IT IS.

i DIDN’T BREAK HER HEART!

WELL YOU SURE DIDNT MAKE IT FLUTTER NEITHER BOY.

1:54am August 26, 2014
wimpytav asked: mR. bOXCARS, uH, wHY DO YOU SHIP ME WITH vRISKA SO HARD?

wimpytav:

mrheartsboxcars:

WELL WHY NOT? SHE’S A PRETTY YOUNG LASS WITH HAIR OF MIDNIGHT. YOU SHOULD JUST KISS HER AND SEE WHERE IT GOES BOY. I CAN TELL SHE LIKES YER BACK.

uH,

aCTUALLY, uH, sHE BROKE MY BACK, wHICH KIND OF MAKES ME DOUBT THAT SHE LIKES ME,

wHY DO YOU THINK SHE DOES?

BREAK YER BACK, BREAKING HER HEART. SAME THING IN THE BOOK OF LOVE BOY. ONE DAY WHEN YOURE OLDER YOULL KNOW WHAT I MEAN. FIRST COMES BACK BREAKING. THEN SCREAMING. THEN CALLING OF NAMES. BITING…AND THEN YOU GUYS WILL FILL A GODDAMN PAIL. THATS HOW IT WORKS BOY. AHH YOUNG BLISS. HOW FINE A THING IT IS.

1:50am August 26, 2014
Anonymous asked: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

3:26pm August 25, 2014
ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

12:51pm August 25, 2014
hedgeworth:

Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

hedgeworth:

Seeing will.i.am’s name translated into another language as though it were Will, I Am and not just William is fucking hilarious. 

10:17am August 25, 2014

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"